Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Top Ten Resolutions

Ah another year and another list. So here is my contibution. I would like to add that my sister Melissa was a huge help. I couldn't have done it without here. Actually it's mostly hers. So in no particular order here they are.

01 Run sideways
02 Have less underwear
03 Turn more knobs
04 Hug more trees
05 Look more sarcastic
06 Clean more under the rug
07 Wear more stripes
08 Run over more speed bumps
09 Be more unconvincing
10 Wave more flags

and another set of 10 for good measure

11 Handle fragile things more vigorously
12 Use more whiteout
13 Scream gently
14 Get more rug burn
15 Wear more camouflage
16 Pet more cows
17 Look obvious in hidden places
18 Hand out more lotion
19 Party like a baby
20 Cut more sleeves

1 comment:

  1. This has got to be your FIRST memorable moment of 2006. Ah yes, coming up with genius resolutions with only the best, your own flesh in blood (well...kind of), your sister. Always remember to dream less and EMBRACE the elbow...great motives for the new year and what it may bring.