NIKE ACG: Alright everyone gather around, gather around.
Who's got duty this weekend? Who's doing the 20-Miler this Saturday?
MONTRAILS: We are, we are.
NIKE ACG: Who's got the run after the bike ride on Sunday.
KEENS: The new guy.
SALOMONS: Who's the new guy?
KEENS: Addidas Supernova Road.
VASQUES: I heard he's taking over Air Max Moto's weekday routes.
SALOMON: Wasn't it better when we did all the running, the good ol days.
MONTRAILS: Yeah but the gool ol'days had us losing our treads prematurely. Trail running shoes are not meant for the road remember.
NIKE ACG: Truly, our treads ain't made for this concrete and asphalt.
KEENS: Think of it this way, the more he runs on
concrete the less we have to.
SALOMONS: Do you think Rick will ever get a car
so he can drive to the trails?
NIKE ACG: I don't think so.
MONTRAILS: shhhhh...he's coming over.
SALOMONS: I think Road Shoes are Gay!
NIKE ACG: Now, now, don't be hatin'. We're all family here,
they work as hard as we do.
VASQUES: By the way Montrail just got bought by Columbia Sportswear, hot off the Ultra list press this morning.
MONTRAILS: What!?!?!?! @%+# Are you serious!
KEENS: What are you so surprised about, they ain't even
making your model type anymore.
MONTRAILS: Yep, Love us while we last.
NIKE ACG: All right everyone, that's it for today and be
nice to the new guy.
RIP, Montrail Leona Divides.
That was absolutely cute! Yeah, we got bought by Columbia, hopefully the shoe line won't change for at least a couple of years. Stock up if you need to:)
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